i am, apparently, speaking on some sort of panel tonight. in order to do any sort of public speaking, i'm going to need to have no fewer than three drinks in my system.
last night i drank approximately 82 bottles of chardonnay. a wine that i don't particularly care for, but it was the only white wine available at the party.
i do not feel like drinking tonight.
but i will.
thus, the real show will be from 6:30 to 7pm, as i try to ingest 3 drinks in 30 minutes - whilst 2 gallons of chardonnay still stirs in my tummy.
the panel is at pianos. it costs 12 bucks. i suggest you go here instead, drink for free and watch rob lowe struggle with teenage fatherhood.
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