open letter

dear olsen twins,

(i know you don't want to be called "the olsen twins" anymore, but i didn't get the memo on your new monicker so that is what i'm going to call you.)

i digress. i just wanted to write and let you know that you should think about food. like think about eating some of it. and then maybe acting upon that thought and getting yourself a friggin' bag of chips the next time you're dropping off your sweatshop produced line of clothes at the local walmart. or go to ralph's or whole foods. they have food there too. but i know what you're thinking, grocery shopping? not for us.

however, dining out can also be fun. especially when you are rich and famous because you can go anywhere. really! now i've only been to LA twice, and i'm not rich nor am i famous, but here are some places i enjoyed a meal at when i was there:

koo koo roo. i know, i know..."fast food". but these are all over the place, they have pretty healthy food and it's good if you're on the go. and you 2 seem to be very busy. which could be the reason why you haven't eaten since Full House aired in prime time.

el cholo. 3 words: best. margaritas. ever. oh wait, you're not old enough to drink. screw it though, you're famous, i'm sure they'll make an exception. be sure to get a fruit one. there are vitamins in those. vitamins are good for you, and important. just like food.
another good mexiacan restaurant is el coyote. it's definitely not as good as el cholo, but you can sit in the outside, which is nice.

barney greengrass. this place has a nice view and it's on top of barney's. the store! so you can have a salad on the rooftop and then you can go shopping.

cha cha cha. this place is really yummy and they have chicken with chocolate sauce on it. it's caribbean and it's cuh-razy!

i can only hope that when you come to NYC this september you fall in with the right crowd, maybe a crowd that stays up late doing drugs that give them the munchies. and a crowd that drinks a lot of high carb beverages.
but in the meantime please think about the eating thing. i'm sure there are some young girls out there who used to look up to britney spears and are seeking out new role models. let them know that it's okay if their ribs don't stick out of their emaciated back...and eat something!

bon appetit!

jen

Comments

[janelle]

what could the new moniker be... how 'bout "ash-cash & kay-yay"?

[jen]

haha, "kay-yay"! funny AND true. nice.

[jenny]

Nicely put, Jen.

[Tim]

Mary Ashley....since they will need to merge to get to a healthy size. Seriously, watch out for the high gusts girls!.

Or maybe they are preparing for a role as Mary Poppins and actually think they need to be able to breeze through the sky with only the use of an umbrella.

[celeste]

I saw the twins in the lobby of my building the other day, and I think they might be midgets.

[Mrs. Olsen]

This is just so rude! My Girls eat all the time. They have a steady diet of penis.

[Steph Tanner]

So Rude! Just like an Olsen to step all over my lines.

[Your Momma]

If an Olsen twin fell down in Wash Sq. Park, would anyone hear it? At least this Fall they will have some books on their backs to weigh them down.

Eat women, EAT! Please! You can't be too rich, but you can be too thin! Spend some of the benjamins on some grub.

[kingmob]

Its easy to tell anorexics to "eat something." A glib, oft-repeated admonition to those who suffer from anorexia nervosa. Its also easy (and boring) to be a finger-wagging schoolmarm, but I will be one anyway. Anorexia is not really caused by people just wanting really badly to be thin. Its cause usually has to do with people who feel they have lost control of their lives and to compensate manifest a sick desire to be emaciated skeletons. My little sister almost died because of it and lots of people told her to "eat something!" but it was like telling a schizophrenic to "just pull it together!"

[sophia and natalie]

Dear mary-kate(as we know Ashley is not anorexic or atleast not as anorexic as you)
please keep yourself healthy -you are gorgeus the way you were before going anorexic and if the rumors about drugs are true please stop thoose there is no need to resort to that, you have a sister (and family as far as we know)who love you and fans who love you and look up to you always keep smiling and have fun!!!!!!!!!!ignore what people say and always think positivly!!!:Pwe understand that the paparatzi and bein famous must be stressfull and sometimes unbearable but please stay cheerfull for our sakes and the people who love yyou and look up to you and ashley stay happy aswell we admire you two!!!loads of love sophia and natalie,great fans always!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx